Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
Fuck my life
This specific post actually came up in conversation at work today.
I have nothing better to do right now so as I threatened earlier I’m sending you the Kirby dance
It’s not even just that it’s already a shitty day, it’s that customers are being objectively more irritating and doing things like handing me a list of 20 books and wandering off while I fetch them and acting pissy when it predictably takes a while. And yet I did not tell said customer where to shove it despite being sorely tempted.
Seriously, a fucking medal is the least I deserve right now.