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Random stuff I stumble across. Sense of humor can be described as "classy as all fuck.”
Also I like tigers, cats, dogs and basically all other animals.
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So I’ve been dutifully sending checks to this dental and vision insurance group I have every month and then all the sudden this month it took forever to cash and then got sent back as undeliverable. So I checked their website and their address was still the same one and called their listed number where a recording also read out that address so I thought maybe my handwriting was just bad so I did it more carefully and sent it again.

Then same thing happens and I get a letter in the mail saying that they haven’t received my payment and unless I pay by this date yadayadayada — ohbytheway we also changed our address and here’s the new one and “there have been some system problems with the post office and many pieces of mail are being inadvertently returned to sender.”

No shit because you forgot to tell  anyone you were moving and didn’t update your website! And yet you’re still blaming me!

So I cranked out another check and sent it to the new address since I figured the old one was lost. Nope. They cashed the old one today. I believe my exact words were “son of a bitch.” So I put a stop payment on the newer check I wrote.

Fucking bureaucrats. 

I find it kind of cathartic that with knitting if you don’t like how something’s turning out you can just unravel it and start over using the same material.

Her face when I woke her up by trying to sit on the futon

Pretzel cat

I was listening to Dan Carlin’s latest Hardcore History episode and he had a line where he mentions how he’s intrigued by the extremes of human experience and I think that pretty well describes me as well. I think that’s one reason I like his show as much as I do since our minds seem to work very similarly.

If you repeatedly criticize someone for liking something you don’t, they won’t stop liking it. They’ll stop liking you.

(via michigrim)

spektrmodule:

ahodori:

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

who gives a shit tho

we’re the first generation to be able to carry around a tiny magic computer in our pockets and that’s way more awesome and interesting than this sappy nostalgic bullshit go listen to records on vinyl or smt

(via watercoloredkeyblade)

woof-blitzer:

The new Childish Gambino song is dope

(via strawberryjoel)

I passed a car with one of these the other day and laughed for about 5 minutes after.